911

some one please call 911- 112 may delay,
Tell them I have lost my mind- what else can explain my very low thinking capacity!
I ve lost my pen- I can nolonger write,
I ve lost my keyboard- never really had one
Ive lost my P.C- why would I have a P.C without a keyboard?

Hey, did I ever say writers are bored people, well, I am nolonger bored so I can nolonger write, or think for that matter....sorry excuse, I ve really lost my super shakespaeran touch, tips on how to regain it are badly needed. thnx.